id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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