i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
a search helicopter?!
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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