I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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