doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
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