I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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