Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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