I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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