i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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