Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
porn star boner night. come get it.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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