Im at strip club and am horny
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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