Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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