I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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