A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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