I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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