I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Why is your signature on my underwear?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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