I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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