in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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