i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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