you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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