That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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