And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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