the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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