I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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