i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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