she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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