she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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