shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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