I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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