He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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