That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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