I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
