I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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