Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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