It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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