yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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