hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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