Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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