Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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