So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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