went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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