Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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