Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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