so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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