He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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