i think my tv is drunk
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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