so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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