god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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