Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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