We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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