I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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