This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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