Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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