So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
